THE TALES OF JO AND JOO'S DRUNKEN DELIGHTS

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his refined palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tolerance, and th